My sister taught me a fun thing to do with fortune cookies.
They are much funnier when "...in bed" is added to the end.
Here are four examples of fortunes we received this week.
Try it and see.
Read them and add "...in bed" to the end.
IF YOU LOOK IN THE RIGHT PLACES, YOU CAN FIND SOME GOOD OFFERINGS.
THE JOY OF A YOUNG PERSON WILL BE SHARED WITH YOU.
YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK.
YOU ARE HEADING FOR A LAND OF SUNSHINE AND RELAXATION.